Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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