I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
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