we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
