One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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