He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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