just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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