I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
