he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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