I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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