is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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