There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
We're too hungover to prance.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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