: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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