Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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