Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We got so high we made milksteak
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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