Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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