hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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