Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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