He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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