Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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