if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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