How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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