sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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