wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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