he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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