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And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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