Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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