He told me they were just razor bumps!
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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