Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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