yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Randomize
