if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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