The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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