You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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