So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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