How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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