Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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