where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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