It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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