he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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