where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
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