dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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