She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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