god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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