Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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