Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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