I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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