Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I fill condoms, not promises.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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