like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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