He disabled his match.com account in front of me
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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