He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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