Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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