Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Randomize
