if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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