I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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