should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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