You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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