I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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